Steve's Adventures in South America
I bought a one-way ticket to Venezuela and I'm not coming back until my tube of toothpaste runs out...

Jump, Jump!

I slept really well once it cooled down. Seems I was the only one who did, as the truck parties kept everyone else awake all night. I've realised I've developed a talent for sleeping through everything from snoring to earth moving apocalypses. I think it could prove useful.

An Idyllic Bay

Jump Steve, Jump!

All 4 Dragoman trucks are down for a boat cruise so we head down to the harbour, sign a roster and pile onto a boat. We then all pile off the boat because it's the wrong boat! We cross our names off the roster, sign another roster and pile onto a different boat. Wahey! We motor over to some beautiful idyllic bays where we dived off for a swim in the clear blue sea. Man, I f*cking love jumping off boats. Well I just love jumping full stop! It all culminated in some impromptu competitive dive bombing. There was diving, jumping, horses, belly flops, somersaults, back flips and of course, dive bombing! All the while we were being cheered on by bikini clad babes on and off our party boat. Awesome!

Bikini Babes

One of my truck associates, a Canadian girl called Isabella thinks I'm a comic genius. Or is that a Colonic Penis? Anyway I get my own entry on Isabella's Blog. Fame at last!

Rich and I help the other truck carry their Eski of ice & beers back to camp and help them drink the contents. (It's the reward see, we're not stupid!) Then it's back out to town after dinner for Caprihinias off the street stalls. Fruity ones, creamy ones, vodka ones and local ones - I try them all! All whilst watching public displays of Capoeira - Brazilian Martial Arts. As it's all poncy dancing I figure it'd be much better if they actually made contact!

I note that all girls have a rude and double entendre side once they've drunk enough. No, really! Bed for 02:00.

Posted by Steve Eynon

6 comments:

  • Jim said...

    Bastard, I have given you an entry on my blog long ago and didn't get any credit for it.

    Anyway, having your own entry on a girl's blog is more valuable, so I understand your excitement.

    I hope she is better looking than her memory (from what she remembered of you, it's not very good).

  • Jim said...

    One thing though, Isi's blog is more up to date than your, so at least we know you were still alive as of 9:03 am on the 7th of this month.

  • Anonymous said...

    Hey Jim.....no problem with you checking up on Steve via my blog. Someone has to take care of your buddy who has a problem with languages.

    I'm not as detailed in my writing, however, I am cute.

  • Jim said...

    My mum said I shouldn't chat to strangers, but you seem nice, because you said you are cute.

    Good to know there is someone to look after Steve, we still need him back in our project to sort out all the mess our team leader Denton created. Steve can tell you more about him.

  • Steve Eynon said...

    Hey Jim, had I met you over here in South America of course your Jim's Random Rant Blog would have been mentioned.

    As for Isi's memory, yeah, it's not very good. But it means I can keep telling her the same joke over and over - that's why she thinks I'm funny!

  • Jim said...

    Now I get how this works.

    I was wondering what was wrong with her, thought it could be a Canadian thing, cause I usually find you dull the first time round, the repetition ain't making it better.

    When are you coming back to work?